Tuesday Quesadilla
Twelve minutes, one pan. The cheddar ends with dignity.
Serves 2 12 min Nothing to buy
Contains: dairy, wheat. Always check labels.
Type what is in the fridge. A deadly serious critic writes two menus. The table votes from one link, no login. After dinner the same link takes the stars.
No signup. The first menu is on the house. A menu, not a friend.
Twelve minutes, one pan. The cheddar ends with dignity.
Serves 2 12 min Nothing to buy
Contains: dairy, wheat. Always check labels.
The economy is total. The rice is yesterday's and prouder for it.
Serves 2 15 min Nothing to buy
Contains: egg, wheat, soy. Always check labels.
Fifteen minutes. Nothing was bought. The ketchup is doing a lot.
Serves 2 15 min Nothing to buy
Contains: wheat. Always check labels.
Tuesday Quesadilla
Aggressively adequate.
After dinner, the table's review prints as a card.
CLOSED
The kitchen is closed tonight.
The chef is at Chipotle.
Takeout night prints a CLOSED card. Nobody judges the chef.

The House Chef grows a taller toque for every five dinners served or reviewed.